The Stories of our Lives

Oups: this was supposed to be posted on my birthday two days ago. Turned 28, for inquiring minds.

Signs you’re getting older

• You were there when the original of a “remade” song came out.
• You like some of the songs from the soft-rock station.
• You remember your spouse’s preferred meal, with condiments and beverage, from all the major take-out places.
• In a hurry, you have broken into a half-run – possibly with kids in tow – at the mall.
• You buy clothes as a necessity.
• You buy shampoo according to price.
• You know what “RRP” stands for.
• There are snacks, small toys, a diaper and baby wipes in your purse.
• Objects entering your home are immediately judged by size/choking potential.
• You can navigate the non-creaking floorboards in your child’s bedroom through the dark.
• Someone names you “mommy”.