The Skeptic’s Horoscope
François programmed a little horoscope generator (he likes to code little stuff like that sometimes, just to test new programming languages).
It spits out a new horoscope each time you reload. Don’t even need to tell it your sign! It’s a powerful generator!
(Unfortunately for you anglos, it’s French only. But isn’t it worth it to learn French just for a laugh?)
Here’s your totally genius and true horoscope!
Have fun.
I can tell it’s fake because Pluto is not a planet anymore!