The Stories of our Lives

Today’s my birthday. You want to know what’s my present? There.

“Wow!” I hear you say. “A brand new car!?!”
Oh no no, it’s the same shitty old car…

WITH…
WITH…

…the addition of 650$ or so worth of REPAIRS!
Just what I wished for: new brakes and transmission oil!
Alright, I’ll stop here before I go into sarcasm overload — I annoy myself, really.

The good news is that I’m spending the day chillin’ in my beloved home with my two favourites kiddos. Yay! We’ll beat the rain blues, peeps. Have a nice day today!